Agent Koenig: You wash up on a deserted island alone. Sitting on the sand is a box. What is in that box?
Agent Simmons: That’s a hard one. Let me think.
Tonight’s episode of Agent’s of S.H.I.E.L.D.
More like RIP MY STILL BEATING HEART OUT OF MY CHEST AND SPIKE IT ON THE GROUND LIKE YOU JUST RAN THE WINNING PLAY AT THE SUPERBOWL AND THEN GO SCREAMING INTO THE NIGHT
when it’s too much even for your own standards
"idk dean it looks like u were enjoying it"
SAM HE’S THE FATHER OF MURDER, JR. NOW
so i’m pretty sure dean’s priorities have been switched a little, like
LIST OF THINGS DEAN ENJOYS:
- KILLING THINGS
- SAM & CAS (FEAT. OTHER FRIENDS I GUESS)
I haven’t seen it but that faaaaace
it’s a sad life sometimes
sam is worried about dean
cas is worried about dean
i am worried about dean
you are worried dean
god is worried dean
clap your hands
Sam wouldn’t forgive Dean
Dean won’t forgive Dean
Writers won’t let anyone near Dean who might help because that’s too much to ask for
So Dean gets Crowley
And all their other friends are Dead
Sometimes I wonder what it’d be like to turn to a life of crime. Probably the same.
I have my LLC. I own a company.
I decide how hard I work.
I give myself paychecks.
I have to pay taxes.
I have to log everything I do and manage finances.
If I mess up, they might throw me in jail?
I need to go buy some alcohol, being an adult is terrifying
when did potatoes learn how to run